Hello my watchers! It's been a while. :')

Nothing interesting has been going on in my life, so I haven't updated. I also haven't had any time to write or draw (I also have no energy for it //orz) so I haven't done that either. But Saturday I had my school tip to Dorney Park, an amusement park near where I live, and I also went last year if anyone who has watched me from the very beginning remembers that. Anyway, I went there for the day on Saturday, and I had quite the experience.

I made many Homestuck headcannons that day with two of my friends. -7-~

So it is major story time. Welcome to, A Day of Homestuck with AzureKit.

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Anyway, so I was supposed to order a Dirk Strider shirt and wear it to the park, and my friend Katonya was going to wear her Jake English shirt, and my friend Angel wore her Gamzee shirt (they all have deviantarts but I'm on my phone and too lazy to tag them.) My dad never put money on my card so I couldn't buy the Dirk shirt for the trip. This information is significant throughout the story.

So the three of us were walking around the park and making a shit ton of Homestuck references. Apparently I'm the Dirk of our group? I don't know when that happened but OK. = 7 = Katonya was wearing the Jake shirt so we were being our OTP. Anyway – I treated her like crap the whole time since Jake sort of... you know. -7- I haven't  gotten that far yet but I know what happens with those two.

So yeah, she kept making map jokes and I kept being pissy with her. Makara was just sort of there. XD She was being mean to me though because of the Dave incident. WHATEVS. = 3 =


Anywho, we made a few Homestuck headcannons for Jake Dirk and Gamzee while we were there. :') They all reflect how we were actin at the park. So, I'll list them and see what you guys think.


First up is Gamzee

Headcannon #1 Gamzee gets lost very easily, and always misplaced things.

I swear you can't leave Angel alone for one moment. She had No idea where to go at the park and she kept losing her shirt and hoodie. XD and she kept dropping her candy, it was great.

Headcannon #2 Gamzee will treat Dirk like shit if they ever spend the day with each other.

Angel was being so mean to me. -7- I kept telling her I wasn't my brother (Dave) but she was still mean to me and totally preferred English. :') Poor Dirk. Kolwell he's too cool to give a fuck – which I didn't.

So yeah. We didn't get too much with Gamzee. I can't remember them but maybe there are more.

Next up is English...

Headcannon #1 Jake loves adventure but ironically hates the exercise involved with it.

I swear Katonya wouldn't stop complaining about walking everywhere. So we made up this Headcannon.

Headcannon #2 Jake will never go on a roller coaster with Dirk ever again.

... < 7 <; ... I get really bad on rides.... I don't think Katonya will ride with me again. Especially on one ride where I went off on her. It was raining and we were on a ride and I think I screamed out, "LOOK AT ALL THESE MIRACLES FALLING FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY." Angel got mad at me for stealing her line. :') Itwasworthit. But yeah I get pretty bad when I'm on rides. -7-~

I think there was more for Jake but I don't remember.... We had a few for Dirk though. Because I'm crazy..

Lastly is Strider...

Headcannon #1 Dirk gets really bad on Amusement Park rides.

I dunno. I can see Dirk cursing up a storm on a ride. It would be pretty ironic. < 7 < But yes, the reason Jake can never ride with Dirk. He gets super crazy and yells a lot.

We went on this big rille coaster with a really big drop, and I yelled to Katonya a lot. It was something like.... > 7 > .... "OH FUCK WHY DID I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS ENGLISH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU BREAK
MY HEART AND FUCK ME OVER WHY WOULD I DO THIS FOR YOU I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING TWAT THIS ADVENTURE SUCKS." < 7 >

Headcannon #2 Dirk gets really upset when he doesn't win a prize from a game. Especially if the prize is from an anime/game he likes a lot. And if he sees another person with the prize he wanted, he will flip shit.

So at the park there wast his hard game, and the prize was a Shadow The Hedgehog plushy. And it was HUGE. Like, the size of a small child. I wanted it so badly, but there was only one left. I spent ten dollars trying to get it, but didn't. I was fine though, because we planned on coming back to the stand after we went on a few rides, ate, and met back with our 'chaperones'. All was cool. A few hours later, we return to the stand to get my prize.

.... It was gone. I flipped shit. I was mad. And then, I saw another kid pass by the stand with the Shadow plushy a few hours later. I went off on him. I think he heard me. I was yelling at him from across the park. I think it was something along the lines of.... "LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY FUCKING PRIZE. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL HIM TO GET THAT PRIZE. THAT'S RIGHT I WILL KILL YOU. HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY FUCKING PRIZE YOU FAGGOT."

It's funny because I can see Dirk getting really upset about something like that, and ten Dave would just be there like, "Bro, calm down. It's really not a big deal." X'D I still want that prize too. ;7;

Headcannon #3 Dirk will be an ass to Jake if they went to an amusement park together.

OK, I ship Jake and Dirk so hardcore, but I couldn't help but insult and pick on Katonya at every given opportunity. It was just too fun. Plus, after how Jake treated Dirk, I can see him getting a little revenge. ... I still ship that shit so much though my god. You know I made a lot of sex jokes whil we were there.

We passed by a subway at the park.

Katonya (Jake): "I want subway!"
Me (Dirk): "Too fucking bad we need to go get my Shadow."
Katonya (Jake): "Aw, I only wanted a foot long..."
Me (Dirk): "God fucking damn it English you will get your foot long tonight now get out your fucking map and hurry up."

= 7 = She wasn't happy with my statement but she ships it too so we're all good man.


That's all I can think of, but if I remember anything I'll post it. Katonya said she saw someone who looked like Jake English at the park. I didn't see him but damn I wish I did. -7- There was also a guy there who looked exactly like Dirk but he wasn't cosplaying him he just literally had the same hair. XD

And now, back to the shirts.

As I said before, I didn't have my Dirk shirt. I wanted one, but I never ordered it. So, what's a girl to do? Well, they had a t shirt spray paint place, so I asked the guy there if they could make me a shirt with an orange baseball cap on it. That's it. The guy was confused, but we ended up making friends with him. He was adorable. And Katonya's screen protector broke his phone, but that's another story. Anyway, I spend $20 on this shirt. I come back after a while, and I watch the lady make it.

All is well, she makes the outline of the hat, paints it orange. And then... She adds brown. She added brown. SHE MADE THE SHADOWY PART OF THE HAT BROWN. WHY. And then she added an orange glow around it and fucking kawai desu sparkles on it.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

It served its purpose but fuck man. I'm not trying to be no kawai desu fandom Dirk Strider. ;7; I JUST WANTED AN ORANGE BASEBALL CAP HOW HARD IS THAT TO MAKE. FUCK. *flips table*

... >o<

But yes. Now I plan on making a Fanfiction about this. It will be a tip to the amusement park with Homestuck and it will make no sense. I will put in the alpha and beta kids and the beta trolls and it will make no sense but it will be hilariously cracky. I'll pretty muh write all of our experiences in the story. It will be lovely.

I'm also going back to the park on Friday for chorus, but none of my chorus friends read Homestuck so I won't have much fun with that. Kolwell. -7-

So yes. That was my day. Feel free to comment on those headcannons or whatever. -7-~

This is my update. And I'd like to say thank you to my new watchers. D I will try and write again over the summer when I have more time. Also I apologize for spelling errors I am on my phone.

Peace.

Strider keep stridin'.